Saturday, August 8, 2015

ITC and the Wolfbrothers

  



2015 has been an outstanding year for the Wolfbrothers.  ITC has brought about the type of competitive atmosphere that our generals thrive in.  Two Wolfbrothers are in the top 20 ITC rankings and another is best army general(Astra Militarum).  Our club as a whole is #7 in the country.  We've taken some major tournaments and placed well everywhere we go, fact is things are better than ever.  Now we've annexed the Party Russia boys from Redding, with some serious grey matter between the three of them, they can only win us even more accolade and glory.  Death to our enemies.

 

As a club, we've focused on ITC tourneys, but we'll never forsake Great Escape Games and all of their fantastic events.  Praise be to "The Saint" and his efforts, forever may Sacramento benefit from his benevolence.  The Twin-Linked Season, Contest of Champions AND the Twin-Linked GT in December keep us busy and fed with a steady meal of Murder and Victory.


 

Lots and Lots of armies being built and painted by the club.  The new pace at G.W. suits us fine and a quickening of sorts has occured; whispers of "let the sleeper awaken" have been heard at safety meetings.  Long may the whiskey flow....




Do you even vape Brah?

So to recap -
1.ITC 2015 and COC, TL Seasons all good for the winning and growing Wolfbrothers
2.We promise to keep bringing it in our own particuliar idiom
3.Mostly inside joke
4.Inside joke


Anyways, just a quick update from the Reclusiarch General, but I promise more.  TILL THEN.....PLAY WELL......ROLL BETTER!!!








Saturday, January 24, 2015

With an arrow and bow and some seeds left to sow, We are staking our claim...

 
The Wolfbrothers had a great 2014 and have only MURDER and GLORY on the mind for 2015...
 
 
Our pack was well represented at the 2nd Twin Linked Grand Tournament, HOWL!!!

 
The MURDER FACTORY operated at a superhuman level...
 
 
 
Not just Armies on top of Armies, but Collections on top of Collections were bought and sold, built and painted. Some we just melted down as sacred offerings to the Great Ancestor Wolf Totem.
 

Demon Screamerstar, ring ding ding ding la ding ding ding ding!

 
Chaos Space Marines
 
 
sDm Hellbrute!
 
 
sDm Basilisk!
 
 
Brother-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named Thousand Sons
 
 
Flesh Tearers!

 
The Original Wolfbrother Army!
 

 
sDm LoganWing!
 
 
sDm Dark Angels!
 


 
sDm Imperial Knights!
 

 
MurDAR Tau Allies!
 

 
The Murder Fleet
 
 
 
 ...sold.. to an American!
 
 
Huge modeling projects...
 
 
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo!

 
 
The MurDAR!!!
 
 
Thanks for the Great Times, The Murder on the tabletops, and the Endless, Immortal Brotherhood of the WOLFBROTHER LEGION!
 
Death To The Enemies Of The WOLFBROTHERS!
 


Wednesday, November 26, 2014

PREPARING FOR WAR - TLGT 2014 - RETURNING CHAMPS ZEALOUSLY DEFEND TITLE

DOUGLAS BEVARD III & MICHAEL OADE - 2013 TWIN LINKED G.T. CHAMPIONS

THAT'S RIGHT....

AND WE ARE ON OUR WAY BACK DEC 5TH, 6TH AND 7TH TO DEFEND OUR CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE AT THE 2014 TLGT. 

MAKE NO MISTAKE, WE ARE INTENDING ON WINNING YOU SO HARD.  THERE WILL BE NO MERCY, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR NAME IS: STEVE SISK, MIKE BENTON, BEN VAUGHN, GORDY DANKE, REECE ROBBINS AND FRANKIE G..

WOLFBROTHERS PLAY HARD, $PEND BIG, PRACTICE, VISUALIZE AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT CHAMPIONS DO TO STAY CHAMPIONS.

BEWARE BITCHES.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

What you think I sold 'em all?


"Lets go murder Murder, Brother."


The Second Annual Twin Linked Grand Tournament is nearly upon us.

The Twin Linked Tournament Series is simply the funnest, most hardcore, most well run tournament(s) we have attended, Ever. Its got basically all the things we love the most - intense Murder on the tabletops, and seriously brutal 40k competition. Its organized, easy going, and run at the highest level of professionalism possible.


This is how I remember my first Twin Linked Event:

All the players hanging out in the main room, checking out each others armies, teams, and possible match ups. The Wolfbrothers stalking through the crowd talking smack, their shiny halos bestowed personally by the Emperor of Mankind himself - glorious in all ways. 

Suddenly Mark enters the room. The crowd is immediately silenced by his presence and he pauses significantly to look us over, reaching into each man's soul though our eyes. He ripped off his shirt and flexed, then jumped explosively and kicked out the highest lightbulb in the room, landing gracefully and ready to kill. All but The Wolfbrothers seemed intimidated. Then he spoke in a booming, beautiful voice:

See here all of you filth - I am in charge of this motherfucker, you will all do as I say, and if any of you complain in any manner you will be instantly killed without mercy. You there  - (he motioned to one of the Jirus) - is this your warlord? - Without any hesitation for a response he snatched up the custom scratch built model with custom sculpted base and then immediately smashed it into a billion pieces on the concrete floor. - That is not your Warlord anymore! Your warlord and everyone else's warlord has just died a horrible, humiliating death and is immediately removed from the tournament! Bess was shocked and appalled and responded, "Hod.." - before he could finish his sophisticated speech, he was decapitated by a swift and unseeable kick from Mark. - Anyone else have any  questions? Now get to the Murder you slime, get to the fucking Murder."



It was amazing in all ways. We cant wait for this years Final Event, the Grand Tournament. The chance to defend Our Titles in fantastic MURDER and GLORY on the tabletops.


Last year we had the greatest fun stomping face on... everyone. We know this time around the tabletop war will be exponentially more intense, and that you are out for our destruction in a worse way than ever before.


Just how we want you - worked up, intense, Brutal and Murderous - Serious in your quest for our defeat. We want you to fight your best and meanest and to defeat us through awesome hardwork and skill. We want to be bested by the ultimate opponent. We want that GLORY. We breath it like air! We will fight you with the very best and everything we have. We are always eager and ready for the truth of battle! The Wolfbrothers are on the Hunt, and You Are Next.


So wheres all the Madd Rappers at?

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Can't You Taste This Gold?


Two weeks ago the Expert Hat clan of Martinez, Ca. declared the new game out of the box as, "stupid, broken, and unfun." They pasted their list of Houserules and Limitations meant to curb players from getting into "bad habits" of playing a "certain way" all over the internets. They declared all dissenters crazy heretics and told us to go do it ourselves. After a ultra-scientific weekend poll they have now offered to take our money to watch them eat their hats: today they announced their flagship event will be held without almost any of the changes and limitations that were required and urgent just a few days earlier. 


What happened? They were literally shouting about how busted the game was. They are Experts and had completed exhaustive testing. Were they wrong? Did new variables appear? Did they just suddenly wake up and come to their senses out of the blue? Are they just following what almost all TOs all over the world are doing and selling it to us like its their bright idea? 


We will have to see what they do exactly with the ITC FAQ, as it has been a source of hidden and last minute Houserules and Limitations in the past. At this point in time they have almost changed their tune entirely, now its about the community' voice being heard and embraced. Its pure hilarity to see the Expert Hats figure out that we should play the game a little before we go about fucking it all up. 


Whats really going on here is the same old ultimate motivator - cold hard cash. I guess if you tell enough people if they don't like it then go somewhere else - they just might. Will there be Redbull girls and walls full of vendors at this event like the First BAO or just a tiny almost non existent selection like the LVO? What exactly are we purchasing this time around, a hardcore 40k Championship event or a fleeced pseudo convention/paint competition?


We are just seeing the results of the first skirmish for 7th Edition. Dont let up now 40k enthusiasts - keep stockpiling the hotsauce: there is a lot of not-so-tasty cranial apparel to be eaten out there.